I’m a blonde – a dirty blonde – and embarrassingly enough, I have accomplished some of these tasks…how about you?
1. Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
2. Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
3. You have walked into a glass or screen door
4. You have said 'love ya, bye' to a complete stranger at the end of a phone conversation out of habit of saying it to loved ones
5. You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
6. You have walked into a tree
7. It is possible to lick your elbow
8. You just tried to lick your elbow (I couldn't reach my elbow)
9. You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same melody
10. You just tried to sing both songs
11. You have tripped on your bare foot and fallen
12. You have choked on your own spit
13. You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it (or any of the Bourne Series)
14. You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
15. You just looked at it
16. Your hair is blonde or dirty blonde
17. People have called you slow
18. You have accidentally caught something on fire
19. You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose, or worse, your eyes
20. You have caught yourself drooling
21. You look up gullible in the dictionary because you were told you picture was there (mine is not! - I checked!)
22. Sometimes you just stop thinking (I do this willfully)
23. You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about (more frequently than necessary)
24. People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
25. You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
26. You use your fingers to do simple math (I cheated on a fourth grade math test - I still feel guilty - by using my fingers. I still use my fingers.)
27. You have eaten a bug (and a lot of other weird things)
28. You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
29. You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
30. You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket or on your head.
31. You write yourself little notes as reminders, but forget anyways, because you misplaces the notes
32. You break a lot of things - unintensionally, of course
33. Your friends know not to use big words around you
34. You tilt your head when you're confused
35. You have fallen out of your chair before
36. When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture off the ceiling/wall.
37. The word 'umm' is used many times a day
38. You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna’ say
39. You’ve gone to put something away, and automatically put it in the fridge (like pliers or a hand mixer - didn't find either one of them til the next day!)
40. You have spelled your name wrong on a check or important document
P.S. Could you imagine me doing that stuff?!? Do tell what you’ve accomplished!
6 comments:
Deanna, I have never known you to be ditzy or anything. I have seen you goofy and giggly but not ditzy!! I learned something new about you!! Your so cute!! Thanks for always commenting! Im loving the Twilight Series and im excited to read the "hose":)!!!
I am also a blond and totally have done some of those things. The one that had the double "the" in it totally got me and I did read it twice! What fun! It nice to laugh at ourselves sometimes!
I'm not a blonde and I still have done MANY of these things. My favorite was choking on your own spit. I do that ALL of the time. My whole fmaily does it. And then we laugh our heads off at each other.
Yeah - the one that got me was the elbow one...my sisters were laughing hysterically - and then we all started crying because we were laughing so hard!
Really though - try licking your elbow. It's pretty funny!
1. Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
2. Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
4. You have said 'love ya, bye' to a complete stranger at the end of a phone conversation out of habit of saying it to loved ones (frequently - my favorite was the time I said it to my boss!)
5. You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks (even more often than the above!)
(or any of the Bourne Series)
14. You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
15. You just looked at it
17. People have called you slow (I call myself slow quite often)
20. You have caught yourself drooling
23. You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
26. You use your fingers to do simple math
28. You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
29. You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it (one time I totally forgot to put my bra on before work . . . Yeah, one week into my marriage and I'm having to get Nick to bring me a bra to work!)
30. You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket or on your head.
31. You write yourself little notes as reminders, but forget anyways, because you misplaces the notes (or because I looked at them five minutes ago and still forgot!)
32. You break a lot of things - unintensionally, of course
35. You have fallen out of your chair before
36. When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture off the ceiling/wall. (That's not blonde, that's called a good imagination)
37. The word 'umm' is used many times a day
38. You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna’ say
39. You’ve gone to put something away, and automatically put it in the fridge (my scrunchie yesterday)
40. You have spelled your name wrong on a check or important document (if I'm signing my name, I'm guaranteed to leave out a letter somewhere)
Stevie - that is great! Thanks for sharing! I'm laughing hysterically that Nick had to bring you your underwear to work...Did he at least put it in a bag of some sort? :)
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