What gives

really?  I just spent 30 minutes filling in all the blanks with red stars between putting children to bed and cleaning the house for a tired husband to come home and you send an automatic reply of THIS????

REALLY?

Thank you for submitting your resume to the Telephone Coordinator position.

Bechtel Marine Propulsion CorporationBettis Atomic Power LaboratoryP. O. Box 79West Mifflin, PA  15122-0079
Dear RYAN L,
Your responses to our initial questions for the Telephone Coordinator position indicate that your citizenship, academic background, and/or your experience do not meet the minimum requirements for this role.  If another position becomes available in which you have an interest, we will look forward to renewed contact from you. 
Thank you! 
Sincerely,
Employee Relations and Talent ManagementBettis Laboratory

Because seriously.  What gives?   A Telephone Coordinator position.  Kortlen could do it.  He can hold a phone to his ear and babble.  WHY WONT YOU LET MY HUSBAND IN THE DOOR??????  Just his big toe?  His smiling face?  PHHHHUUUUUUULEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?!?!?!   I'm begging you through black-mascara-from-yesterday-tired-and-weepy tears.  Please?  Pretty please? 


While you reconsider, I'll edit some pictures from our fun weekend.  And maybe blow my nose some more.  Uggh.