Many, if not all of you, may want to stay OFF the ROADS in Idaho Falls...Should you be afraid?
YES! Why? Keep on reading, my friends, because you're soon to find out!
Tuesday I bought some peaches to bottle and that was the
first mistake...I paid
way too much! Ryan's mom was kind and gave me some pint jars - Idaho Falls is completely sold out of everything but half and quarter pints...pretty pointless, unless you're doing cute little jelly's and whatnot...Anyways, I needed lids for these jars, so I embarked on a journey to find some...My last stop, Albertsons. As I parked the Neon (our trusty stick-shift), and
enthusiastically exited the car (being sarcastic here - it was 9:00 at night and I still had 1/2 a bushel of peaches to do), a girl walking towards me yelled into her cell phone (
looking at me), "Hey! Your car is rolling!". I look at her dumb-founded, looked over my shoulder dumb-founded, and sure enough, Ryan's little Neon is backing itself up to a helpless driver trying to pull into the empty spot next to me. Poor lady was confused as paper in a round file. She couldn't tell who or what was driving my car! ... Luckily two helpful girls (about my age - so are they women, girls, ladies?) helped me stand in the way of destruction and STOPPED the car! I totally forgot to put the parking break on! What a dork! I was completely humiliated!
When I got in the store, I thanked each person that helped me, and appologized to the confused lady - there was no crunch of cars, thank goodness, but the whole situation was quite stressful for all involved for about 4.37 seconds. Seriously.
On a side note, I got my peaches done...sort of. Lets just say it was one o'clock when I took the second-to-last batch out and had to clean a broken jar of peaches before going to bed...needless to say, peaches are sticky when they've had their guts boiled to death, and I didn't get the last batch in...It'll have to be made into jam. Friday. If. They. Stay. That. Long. GRRRR!
I spent Wednesday (today) at a local Junior High, teaching about table ettiquette...110 junior high studens and EIGHT hours later, I was able to take my shoes off.
ahhhh That's why I've not kept up on my teaching certificate!In the middle of that blessed day, I was able to have a 55 minute break. Me, being the genius that I am, strolled out to the car to go home, grab lunch, and
maybe sneek in a 15 minute power nap. As I try over, and over, and
over,
and over again to start the car, it occurs to my tired-mommy-had-it brain that the battery is dead. Yippidy-ki-yay!
I had the sense to punch "2" into my phone - Calling Ryan - and
suggested he come help me get
his/my/our/the car started. He, being the Fearless Knight that he is, zipped on over to rescue me! (he just so happened to be driving the kids to sleep for naps when I called...see - there
is wisdom in ALWAYS being in the car!)
I can't imagine me turning the lights on to drive to 'work' because it was light, and came to the conclusion that I must have turned them on absent-mindedly in my "turn off the car, put it in first, pull up on break, make sure windows are rolled and doors are locked, shimmy the key out, take the keys with" routine when I got tothe the school. Okay, so absent-mindedly is a
complete understatement!
But at least I put my parking break on!