I just cut my sweetie's hair, and I must say, he's looking pretty good...of course, he always looks good. All the same, I was looking up hot guys on the internet today as part of my regular Sunday afternoon activities, and wouldn't you know it, Chuck Norris was on the top ten? Serious. Take a look at his site, HERE.
For all of you "Walker, Texas Ranger" Fans out there, here are some Chuck Norris Facts:
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck norris has allowed to live.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
- Ever wonder why Waldo is hiding?
- There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
- Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
- Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
- Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
- Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
- Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Side note, did you know that on his mission, Ryan baptized Chuck Norris' niece?
Me: "Really?"
Ryan: "Actually, we didn't, per se, but she got baptized in our Zone, and the missionaries even got Chuck's autograph. Chuckle, Chuckle, Chuckle."
Me: Rolling my eyes. I've heard that one before...
Now, what about that hot pardner of his, Alex Trivette...wow. I actually remembered his name! I secretly always wished I was that secretary of theirs - with the blonde hair and pretty face...So glad I got over that one!!!
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Take a closer look at that link...I was laughing hystically! And the fact list was pretty funny! Look up the address...Enjoy!
Oh man! That is awesome! wow! How did you find that! ;) Schweet!
Okay - incase some of you may worry, I was totally being sarcastic about looking hot guys up on the internet. :) LOL! I just found that link on another blog and thought it was hilarious!
Oh man, that was a good laugh. You crack me up. "Part of your regualr Sunday activities." That made me laugh right out loud and clap my hands. Thanks for the funny.
Chuck Norris facts are always great. Whenever I was in the engineering computer lab on campus I would hear guys say them and chuckle. I thought they were the biggest dorks around...then I married one. What can ya do?! :)
Wow!! Thanks Deanna that just made my day! Now I have to go email that list to Pete he is going to love it!!! Have you ever see Conan O'briens, Walker Texas Ranger lever? It was a lever he would randomly pull during his show and they would cut to some random Chuck Norris clip, and they were always hilarious. Anyways thanks for the laugh!
Chuck Norris' computer does'nt have a control key, he's always in control. (quote Steve told me to write)!
Haha, those are funny!
You are such a nut!! I love reading your blog. Good Job!! And, I'd be happy to organize your stash. I should be ashamed for having so much ..... but I'm not! I love stitching. Stay Warm - Big Hugs - Auntie Carolyn
Deanna, you totally made my day! I love chuck norris facts. My husband turned me on to them, he gets the biggest kick, so i will share them with him, and make his day!!:)
ha we used to look at chuck norris jokes but substitue jack bauer for them...ha
I guess I'm out of the loop. I have never heard of Chuck Norris Facts. And do you REALLY, HONESTLY check out "hot guys" every Sunday? Because if you do, you should probably go visit your bishop...
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